The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story

This erotic story excerpt by Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum from The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story was originally published by Archive of Our Own and is the Winner in the Good Sex Awards Category.

The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story

“What was this amazing Christmas present you promised me last night? The ‘pièce de résistance of our sexual escapades’, you called it.”

“Oh yes!” said Sirius excitedly. “I almost forgot about that.” He rose to his feet and pulled Remus up along with him. “This way…”

Sirius led Remus into their bedroom and sat him down on the bed. “Now, I’m going to have to pop out of the room for a bit. Make yourself comfortable and I’ll be back in a couple of minutes.”

Without further explanation, he left the room, closing the door behind him. Remus sat waiting patiently for his return, wondering what on earth he had planned for him this time. Maybe he was going to come back dressed in his corset and heels again? He rather liked that idea. Or perhaps another lapdance? He couldn’t imagine what Sirius had in store for him, but he seemed fairly confident that Remus would enjoy it. A few minutes later Sirius re-entered the bedroom dressed in the same clothes that he had left in. The only thing he had brought with him was one of the sex cheques.

“Now, I have a bit of a confession to make,” Sirius began. “I took this out of the booklet before I gave it to you because I wanted to save this particular sexcapade for last.”

He handed it to Remus and he read aloud, “This voucher is valid in exchange for…fulfilling one sexual fantasy.” Remus looked up at Sirius. “What exactly did you have in mind?”

“Well, we’ve talked about our sexual fantasies at length plenty of times. Remind me what yours is?” he asked teasingly. Remus shifted uncomfortably in his seat, feeling awkward all of a sudden.

“Well…you know that I’ve always fantasised about having a threesome,” he began carefully. “But you also know how I feel about bringing someone else into our bed.”

“You’d get jealous,” said Sirius knowingly.

“So would you,” Remus countered. A stab of panic struck him then. “Sirius, you haven’t…”

Knock knock knock.

Remus jumped to his feet at the sound of someone chapping the door and Sirius placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

“Woah there, Remy, don’t panic. Let me explain—”

“You shouldn’t have set something like this up without talking to me about it first!” Remus hissed.

“I know, but I wanted it to be a surprise. Look, just…when you meet who I’ve brought, I think you’ll change your mind,” he implored. “Have I ever given you a reason not to trust me before?”

Remus doubted very much that he’d agree to whoever it was that stood behind the door, but he acknowledged that Sirius had, up until now, been a trustworthy figure, so he really ought to give him the benefit of the doubt. He eyed the door wearily.

“If I say no…”

“Then nothing will happen,” Sirius assured him. “You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to.”

Remus hesitated a moment before giving a curt nod. Sirius rubbed his arm reassuringly and called over his shoulder, “You can come in now!”

Remus’s mouth fell open when none other than Sirius stepped into the bedroom, or at least an exact copy of him, he was even wearing the same clothes.

“Hello, boys,” said the man at the door breezily.

“Who are you?” asked Remus.

“I’m Sirius,” the man replied. Remus’s eyes narrowed in suspicion.

“It’s me, Remy,” Sirius implored. “I swear on Harry’s life this isn’t a trick, no polyjuice or human transfiguration, just me.”

Remus looked between the identical men, confused, “How is that possible?”

Both men simultaneously smirked and pulled gold chains from beneath their t-shirts and held them out for Remus’s perusal. Each chain had identical sparkling hourglasses dangling from the chains. Remus gaped at them.

“Is that…” he stammered. “Is that a Time-Turner?” He jerked his head towards Sirius standing beside him. “How the bloody hell did you get that?”

“Borrowed it,” both men chorused in unison, a slight smirk teasing the corner of their lips. Remus scoffed.

“Not bloody likely,” he laughed, shaking his head in disbelief.

“Well, you know what they’re like at the Ministry,” said the Sirius standing by the door, tucking his chain back under his t-shirt. “If I’d gone through the official channels they’d have made me fill out all of that boring and complicated paperwork, and they would have wanted to know exactly what I was using it for.”

“Which is none of their business, thanks very much,” the other Sirius added. He turned towards Remus and smiled, “So, I borrowed it. It’s only for one night. Any longer and they’ll notice that it’s missing.”

Remus looked between the future and present Siriuses and shook his head in disbelief. “You really take living up to the Marauder name seriously, don’t you?”

Sirius cupped his cheek and looked deep into his eyes, “I want to make all of your fantasies come true, Remus. This was the best solution I could come up with to make this particular one work for you. But if you don’t want to do this, if it makes you feel weird or uncomfortable, we can do something else.”

“Like what?” he asked curiously. Sirius shrugged.

“Play a game of exploding snap or something ‘til I need to travel back and close the time loop.”

Remus looked towards future Sirius. “How far back have you travelled?”

“A couple of hours,” he said.

“So…you’ve already done all of this?” he asked.


“And I enjoyed it?” he asked curiously. Future Sirius drew him a predatory grin.

“Oh yeah,” he chuckled.

Well, that was settled then. He still felt a little nervous at the prospect of what they were about to do, but he trusted that Sirius wouldn’t follow through with this if Remus hadn’t enjoyed it.

“Okay,” he nodded slowly. “I’m game.”

Both Siriuses drew each other identical smirks and Future Sirius drew closer, standing next to his present self who looked giddy with excitement.

“Alright, let’s do this!” he said brightly. “Now, what would you like me to do first?”

Remus looked between the two Siriuses and a deliciously taboo idea came to mind. He wasn’t sure whether Sirius would do it, but he supposed there was no harm in asking.

“I want you to kiss.”

A slight frown creased Sirius’s forehead while Future Sirius smirked.

“Kiss…each other?” asked Sirius, glancing at his future counterpart. They looked at each other in silence for a few moments, one contemplating while the other waited patiently for the other to catch up. Sirius’s eyes lowered to his own lips on Future Sirius and he bit his own nervously.

“You know, I’ve always wondered if I’m as good a kisser as you say I am, Moony,” he joked. Future Sirius took a step towards his present self and rested his hand on the other’s hip.

“Now’s a better time than any to find out, hmm?” he teased. “No time like the present.”

Both Siriuses chuckled at their joke before falling silent again and slowly leant into each other. Remus’s heart was racing as they drew closer and he couldn’t help the small whine that escaped his lips as theirs finally met, hot desire pooling in his belly as their identical lips moved against one another. The kiss was slow at first, experimental and wet, as Sirius opened his mouth for the other to slip his tongue inside. Sirius let out a soft moan and Future Sirius smiled into the kiss, swiping his tongue across Sirius’s lip before pulling his head back and leaving a trail of kisses along his jaw towards that sweet spot on his own neck. Sirius’s breath hitched and his eyelids fluttered and closed, totally lost in his own pleasure as Future Sirius sucked and kissed his neck.

Remus watched open-mouthed as the two Siriuses continued to make out with each other, lips and hands exploring each other’s bodies. It was the most bizarre and erotic sight he’d ever seen and he’d never been harder in his life. He swallowed hard, arousal pulsing from his groin like a heartbeat.

“Take off your clothes,” he said roughly and they complied, shedding their clothes to reveal two, perfect, pale bodies, identical in every way down to the crude ‘R’ tattooed on their left arms, a remnant of their school days when they had been experimenting with sharp quills and a bottle of black ink. Remus’s eyes trailed down towards their identical cocks, both hard and rearing towards him. He resisted reaching out to touch them, half-afraid that this was a dream that he was about to wake from.

“Touch each other.”

His own cock ached to be touched as he watched the two Siriuses take a firm grip of each other’s cocks, both looking dazed and aroused as they began stroking each other, producing slick sounds that mixed in with their stuttering breaths and moans.  Remus started palming his own erection through his trousers just to relieve some of the tension, giving his cock a slight squeeze and sending a flood of pleasure through his groin. He would have been content to watch them forever but Future Sirius finally pulled away and turned towards Remus, his expression heated.

“Your turn,” he said huskily and both men approached him. Sirius stood in front of him while the other pressed his body against Remus’ back. If Remus thought watching two Siriuses kiss each other was erotic, it was nothing compared to being kissed by them. Future Sirius stole his lips in another kiss while the other cupped his chin and drew him away, giving him a kiss of his own. Remus was struggling to catch his breath, his skin felt hypersensitive to their touch as two sets of lips competed for his own. He couldn’t keep track of whose hands went where as they ran across his whole body, through his hair, along his back and across his chest, brushing against his aching erection, pulling at his clothes so that soon they stood naked, their bodies pressed flush against one another.

Sirius reached between Remus’s legs and began stroking his cock, making Remus’s back arch. He reached out to touch Sirius but he gently swatted his hand away.

“Oh no, I’m the one pleasing you tonight.”

They guided Remus over to the bed and he lay in the centre while Future Sirius lay by his side and Sirius moved between his legs. Taking Remus’s cock in hand, Sirius gave it an experimental squeeze before running his tongue over his length. Remus bit his lip and stifled a moan, but Future Sirius cupped his cheek and turned his head to face him.

“Hey, relax,” he said gently. “Enjoy yourself. Let us do all the work.”

He pressed a soft, reassuring kiss to Remus’s lips before moving lower, claiming one of Remus’s nipples, teasing it with his lips and tongue while his right hand pinched the other and rolled it between his thumb and index finger. Remus gasped and his back bowed off of the bed, his breaths coming out in short, sharp pants as Future Sirius left a trail of kisses along his chest, lower towards his groin.

He felt dizzy with desire as he spiralled closer and closer to climax, he didn’t think he was going to last much longer. Suddenly, Sirius withdrew his mouth from Remus’s cock and he looked down in confusion, then his eyes widened as he saw both Siriuses lean in together and begin lapping at his cock at the same time, their hot, wet tongues licking each side. Remus stared with lustful fixation as both Siriuses tongues met as they continued to lap at his cock, intermittently kissing each other and licking his shaft.

One of the Siriuses— Merlin only knows who, Remus had lost track of whose fingers and tongues belonged to who —began teasing his hole open while the other tugged gently on his ballsack while sucking the tip of his cock. Remus’s toes curled as he gasped and groaned with pleasure, having multiple fingers and mouths on him was overwhelming but he was loving it. His thighs began to shake as he edged closer to orgasm. He reached out and touched them both on the shoulder and they turned towards him, their pupils were so blown that their eyes looked more black than grey.

“How do you want it, Remy?” asked Sirius hoarsely. “Do you want to fuck me or me to fuck you?”

“Yes,” Remus panted. He felt like he was floating on a cloud and it was difficult to string a coherent sentence together. “I want both. I want to fuck you and get fucked at the same time.”

“Oh my god,” Sirius let out a low groan of desire at the mere thought.

“Yeah, we can do that,” said Future Sirius smoothly. He touched his present-day counterpart on the shoulder. “I’ll go in front and you take him from the rear.” When Sirius gave him a quizzical look, Future Sirius explained, “I already came earlier.”

“Ahh…” Sirius nodded in understanding. “Gotcha.”

Future Sirius crawled on all fours in front of Remus and spread his legs wide for him, angling his arse into the air. Remus lined his cock at Future Sirius’s entrance and began pressing forward. He met some resistance, but gradually the head managed to push past the tight ring of muscles and Future Sirius let out a low groan, his eyes clenched shut. Remus touched his hip and Future Sirius opened his eyes.

“Are you okay?” he asked gently. Future Sirius nodded.

“I’m ready now,” he confirmed, his voice a little strained. Remus took a deep breath and, taking a firm grip of Future Sirius’ hips, he rocked into him, his cock sliding into his body right to the hilt. Future Sirius moaned and Remus stilled, relishing the delicious heat and pressure of Sirius’s tight hole surrounding his cock. He wrapped his arm around Future Sirius’s waist and gently kissed the back of his neck.

“Fuck, you feel amazing,” he breathed.

“Are you ready for me?” asked Sirius, kneeling behind Remus with his cock in his hand. Remus spread his legs a little further apart and his pulse spiked as he felt Sirius take a firm grip of his hips and line his cock at Remus’s entrance.


Remus could only nod in response, then let out a protracted groan as Sirius’s cock nudged against his hole and slowly slid inside of him.

“How does that feel?” asked Sirius in a low, hoarse voice.

“Amazing,” Remus whimpered and he tentatively moved his hips forwards. Soon their three bodies moved together, thrusting back and forth into one another, and what started as a slow, steady motion of thrusts soon became more wild— more desperate —as they fucked each other closer and closer to release.

Remus’s pants became increasingly laboured, his head was spinning at the exquisite pressure thrumming from his cock and arse. Everything else beyond those four walls fell away as the world was reduced simply to what he could feel, just cock and arse, heat and sweat, just the three of them rutting against each other back and forth like animals, totally lost in the sensations of each other. Remus gasped and groaned without restraint now, overwhelmed by the dual sensation of his cock sliding in and out of Future Sirius’s body as Sirius’s cock fucked him in his own arse in perfect synchronicity.

Something primaeval triggered in him, that savage, barbaric beast within that he had spent so long trying to suppress and control, his truest form finally reared its wild head and he rammed into his boyfriend’s arse, claiming him as his own.

“Mine,” he growled, pistoning back and forth as Future Sirius mewled and rocked his hips back to meet Remus’ thrusts. Sirius snarled in response, biting into Remus’s shoulder and sending a delicious spark of pain and pleasure shooting through his body. Their panting breaths, and moans, and skin slapping against bare skin grew louder as they reached their crescendo. Remus’ breathing stuttered and his body tensed.

And then he was free-falling.

Remus threw his head back and howled as he came, his powerful orgasm consuming him entirely in a stuttering moment of euphoria, and then it was gone. The wild animal which had clawed its way to the surface only moments before quietly receded, sated. Remus’s legs began to tremble and he leaned forward to hug Sirius and was momentarily confused as to where the extra pair of hands caressing his hair and shoulders had come from. As the intense pleasure subsided, Remus’ entire body pulsed with a warm afterglow.

Sirius carefully pulled his wilting erection from Remus’ body and let out a low whistle, “Wow, that was intense. I don’t know about you, Moony, but give me a few minutes to catch my breath and I think I’m ready for round two!”

“You better be,” Future Sirius mumbled, lying face down on the bed trying to gather his senses. “You’re going to have to make tracks soon if you’re going to close the time loop.”

“Bugger,” he sighed. “Are you alright taking care of Remy then?”

“We’re good,” Future Sirius waved himself off. “Safe travels. Three turns should do it.”

“Alright.” Sirius quickly smacked a kiss to Remus’ lips before hopping off of the bed. Remus collapsed onto his back, exhausted, watching Sirius quickly pull his clothes back on. He only took a couple steps out of the bedroom before he realised he had forgotten the Time-Turner.

“Whoops! Won’t be going anywhere without that, will I?” he winked licentiously at Remus before disappearing from sight for the last time. “See you in a minute for round two!”

Remus waved him off before rolling towards the now present-day Sirius, pulling him into a tight hug.

“Sirius Black, you are many things in this life: Marauder. Gryffindor. Amazing boyfriend. You just added Sex God to the list.”


If you loved this story, vote for it in the Readers’ Choice awards by 20 June or read it here.


Not surprisingly, for as long as this author can remember they’ve wanted to be a writer, but it’s only really in the last couple of years that they began writing creatively again. For the last three years, they’ve been writing fanfiction for a number of different fandoms, and favourites include Harry Potter, The Witcher, and the MCU. They also write what they enjoy reading — sex that is tittilating, fun, and (most importantly) consensual. They hope to move into writing original fiction soon, but will always have a soft spot for the world of fanfiction.

Find out more: Author website